If you have reached this page by mistake, you may want to turn back now. However, if you have come here on purpose, then welcome. Take off your shoes. What brings you here? Simple curiosity, or a message you heard in your head? Either reason is fine. You will find here regularish updates concerning The Distract and Disable Program heard exclusively somewhere soon. Don't worry. It's not just my imagination. Also feel free to write in to Glue Banta about what you've heard, whether it was real or imagined. Just know that by writing in you will likely end up in the show in some form or another. Glue Banta and the Others will be the final arbiters.