Say, do you like meditation? What about lasers? How's about incredibly powerful beams of electromagnetic energy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be a candidate for distract and disable surgery. In this simple procedure you receive a small semiconductor placed just under the skin which is specially tuned to directly receive the latest Distract and Disable Program (and everything in the archive) which you can then hear inside your very own head in pristine surround sound. No speakers required! Some may ask, is this some sort of strange conspiracy that is intent on destroying the audio speaker manufacturing business? The answer is yes! But never fear, sound won't go away unless the atmosphere does, and it's impossible to get rid of electricity, it's always on if you know how to hear it. In any case, until you recover from the procedure, you can just simply use your radio or the innernets to tune in to WGXC this Saturday 21 June at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time to hear Distract and Disable #40.