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This is only a test of your endurance.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-7712291962651159472021-05-14T18:15:00.024-07:002021-05-14T18:56:02.366-07:00<p> </p><h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: white; margin: 20px 0px 0px; position: relative;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://wavefarm.org/" style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 20px; font-stretch: normal;">THE DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 62: RESONANT</span></span> <span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 20px; font-stretch: normal;">TIME<span style="font-stretch: normal;"> RECEPTION -- LIVE IN THE WGXC ACRA STUDIO -- SATURDAY 15 MARCH 2021 -- 4-6 PM EDT</span></span></span></a><span face="Trebuchet MS, Trebuchet, sans-serif" style="color: #666666;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc" style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, sans-serif; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target=""><img border="0" data-original-height="1489" data-original-width="2048" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4qDJJ1hCZPBiEqQw2GzgXH3L2Fh2qmwL5wxiWOKVVugh-I73Sh7zyk_ffvRYQsPuxVWDIE4iOOgTFmuBVdONQ1mgey6KwYJz0w_EIDumsSfvg9tychkNq0MPEVcehcD4zNA1upi4_ytjq/w320-h233/Freeze-Dried-Ice-Cream.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Glue Banta has a lot of 'splaining to do. Like, how does he actually think he will achieve escape velocity from Planet Abu? Will his Zappos order arrive on time (before he leaves) and will they send him only the one shoe he needs? Does space food taste like algae or seaweed? Is his FTL drive science fiction or fact? In either case, how old will he be when he gets back to Earth? Will his radio slot still be available for him? Does duct tape actually work as advertised? Some of these questions may be asked, but none may be answered. What you can count on is Glue's cryptic way and sonically coded "show and tell." Tune in won't you and prepare for two hours of your life that you won't want back. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: small; font-weight: normal;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">"D&D...is as good as advice and better than gossip." -- Eton Musk</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">"In no way shape or form is this guy forreal." -- NASA</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">"I can't wait for the next episode of the D&D P...can't live without it". -- The International "Can't Wait and Can't Live" Society.</span></div></div></h3>Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-30763428494845962152020-03-11T02:35:00.001-07:002021-05-14T18:21:56.375-07:00THE DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 61: AFTERBURNER -- LIVE IN THE WGXC ACRA STUDIO -- SATURDAY 21 MARCH 2020 -- 4-6 PM EDT<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob9WXozrLdQ" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="982" data-original-width="1564" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaWm1Csd1_mF9qSMJd5AvLc5M_rbRpwE7undS7mdrytRV2kGJlVZlW5rvba9aAsOq6rFzyTvaG6GvRw3q1HGrE-dIoC66y8LXtqVimglY6LGkn3Mdt9hH1BCK2otXA_CKZtInS1taPnHZy/s400/Afterburner+1.jpg" width="400" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet;"><i>Afterburner</i>. Some say it was ZZ Top's finest work. Other's know it was a documentary about space exploration in a chopped '33 Ford. <i>The Eliminator</i> it was called. What was it built to eliminate? How did a rock band from Texas get hold of it? Can you really have a long beard in space? Wouldn't it float up and cover your eyes? Oh, wait. They are from Houston. Now it all makes sense. Anyway, thankfully none of these questions will be answered on this, the latest edition of The Distract and Disable Program. Instead you will be happy to know that Glue becomes unlost AND finds his transmitter (it was right where he left it). And that the escape from Planet Abu is not all it's cracked up to be. Tune in, won't you? What else are you going to do? You can't go outside! <a href="https://wavefarm.org/radio/wgxc/schedule/w9ged2">Saturday 21 March 4-6 pm EDT. LIVE from the WGXC Transmission Arts Studio in Acra, NY -- 90.7 FM if you have a receiver handy</a>.</span>Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-1051587830798892152016-01-15T03:08:00.004-08:002016-01-15T03:08:50.668-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 59 -- SATURDAY 16 JANUARY 2016 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Do you have space fatigue? How's about freezer burn? Road rash? Peeling paint? Pink Eye? Chronic halitosis? If so, then tune in to <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">The Distract and Disable Program #59</a> and feel it all melt away. We don't promise satisfaction, we guarantee it, or your money back. Well, actually there's no money. The show is free, but if you are not completely satisfied, then you can always try our Distract and Disable topical ointment. Just rub it in where it hurts and let the cream do the rest. Yes, it stings a bit at first, but if you blow on it, that seems to make it sting a bit less.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-46923673261790073782015-12-19T06:17:00.001-08:002015-12-19T06:17:05.233-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 58 -- SATURDAY 19 DECEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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All the animals in one spaceship headed toward the black hole at the center of the Milky Way. Will they make it? Will Glue hold together or be stretched out into an infinite plane. Only one way to find out. <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">Tune in to The Distract and Disable Program today(!)</a> and let it all sink in. You'll need to know what it's like as we are all fast approaching the event horizon.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-1624647582237575752015-11-20T03:39:00.001-08:002015-11-20T03:39:22.671-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 57 -- SATURDAY 21 NOVEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Yd-GxJ_QM" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvCO7wYzz2ZqoOa8UfkaQa1hYdFkI0mAG4fR9vTLRhOtPh4ezihLkJnFFnY6K3A5SdwXycGZUR-0xAQ_Ql_0sbAIKxWmhzCDRUeCz79uY9hhYJSKXUDmscmIYB4-4aOn4LZEDvO6RYp6Ab/s320/spacechicken.jpeg" width="320" /></a>It's not often that you hear from deep space, let alone from an event horizon. Likely you only hear once from a place like that, or else how can you even understand what you are hearing? Could this particular show be real? Could it be actually be emanating from such a place? Well, there's only one way to find out and that is to <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">tune in</a>. Oh, and as the host mentions, don't bring a watch. And as the host forgot to mention, it is OK to wear your moon boots, so long as you can do the funky chicken in them.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-65721243711159876412015-10-16T06:25:00.006-07:002015-10-16T06:25:54.472-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 56 -- SATURDAY 17 OCTOBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Once in a while it is really important to just take a look into the eyes of another creature, even if that creature is terrifying, and even if you don't understand what is happening to you in that strange interval of frozen time in which you are somehow bound to this other being, looking deeply into the energy and soul of another living thing, wondering how it is experiencing the same moment, fleeting, intense, completely aware of only you as all else falls away in a pure life or death moment where seemingly nothing can break the spell of this engagement. Oh, and by the way, <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">Distract and Disable</a> is on again.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-91509644077151370902015-09-17T09:08:00.002-07:002015-09-17T09:08:54.255-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 55 -- SATURDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This just cannot be good. This much exposure to EMR. Come on, man. The good news is that your radio sucks it all away from you like a vacuum. So you can lean in and get as close as you want. It's safe, we promise. Listen closely. Glue is back, well sort of. At least his signal is.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-14406789332541199832015-08-14T05:42:00.002-07:002015-08-14T05:42:41.613-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 54 -- SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Four point five. This is this month's important number. It is the trinity and half again. Three plus one is the snake plus point five is what the snake ate for lunch -- hopefully not its own tail. That would make an Ouroboros and a big fat zero. Five looks like a zero in Arabic. Zero looks like a period. Six looks like a seven. Don't worry, it gets easier as the show goes along, and there are some very nice people there to help you if you get lost, at least with the calculations. So enjoy this episode hosted by Sue Banta, Glue's cousin, who thankfully was available last-minute. There's more to life than seeing you know.<br />
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There are a few things you can count in life, death, taxes, being watched, and Distract and Disable! What's that you say? "Distract and Disable? But it didn't run at it's normal time in July, so how can I count on it?" Well, listeners, that was simply a test. And hearing your sobs from a great distance meant that you cared, therefore, it's time to deliver the goods at this special time! And this show is dedicated to all the early risers and people who count things for a living. <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">So won't you please tune in? </a>And, of course, all the rest of everything you need to know is in the fantacular <a href="https://wavefarm.org/archive?q=Distract+and+disable+sites%3Atransmissionarts">WGXC archive!</a>Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-58518187291204281282015-06-09T23:34:00.001-07:002015-06-09T23:34:09.792-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 52 -- SATURDAY 20 JUNE 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Don't worry. It's filled with bread. Molotov bread, that is! There's nothing soft about this big cream puff. It may be pointing down, but this is only owing to the direction it naturally wants to head, down on to your house. Slightly taller than this tall child, this baby can ruin your day. So forget buttering it up because the only thing that might distract you from worry is, of course, the ever funky Soviet entertainment industry. <a href="https://wavefarm.org/wgxc">Tune in</a> for all manner of fantastic Party time happy and get down to the Soviet sound! And don't forget the <a href="https://wavefarm.org/archive?q=distract%20and%20disable&date=&date2=&size=50">WGXC archive</a>. They are keeping all the records of all the activity.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-38433303842773685022015-05-15T05:13:00.000-07:002015-05-15T05:13:05.020-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 51 -- SATURDAY 16 MAY 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
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Counting to 50 is hard work. Forget 51. I am not even sure how that happened, 51. But what's done is done. Everything is everything. After winter must come spring. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. The bell says ding. Take this broken wing. The once and future king. Merciless Ming. So without further ado, please tune in this Saturday 16 May at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu Time for The Distract and Disable Program only on <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC</a>!!! There's talk of the gates to hell, several of them, not to mention the phrase "I was made." Never fear if you miss the real deal, you can always hit the fantastic and ever-expanding archive by clicking on <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">this here link</a>. Keep your ears open and keep reaching for the walls.<br />
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//WDGlue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-92013977943388476262015-04-18T08:15:00.002-07:002015-04-18T08:19:16.189-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 50 -- SATURDAY 18 April 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What do you do when the elders jump in their spaceship? I'll tell you what you do. You get out your tracking device and try to lock in on their homing beam before it gets out of range, and just hope that they forgot to turn on the cloaking device. At least you might catch a vector. know what I mean? So, if you don't pick up any signal, because you might be too darn far away, on assignment, or whatever, then you just have to start combing and sweeping the sky. That's really all that's left. In any case, episode 50 is all about that. The arc of an elder, from becoming to becoming, folding and folding.<a href="http://www.wgxc.org/"> Tune in won't you? </a>If you are out of range, <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">try the archive</a>. It never moves, only gets fatter, so it's easy to catch.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-79153552835459157282015-04-17T08:17:00.000-07:002015-04-18T08:18:00.355-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 49 -- SATURDAY 21 MAR 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Cooperates with other children, often can't tell what's real and what's make-believe, is more and more creative with make-believe play, sings a song or poem from memory, can say first and last name, starts to understand time, tells stories, uses scissors, catches a bounced ball most of the time...these are all attributes of your favorite four-year old show, The Distract and Disable Program and its host, Glue Banta, which and who happen(s) to be celebrating FOUR WHOLE YEARS OF SHOWS on WGXC! Let the adults raise a toast, and the other four years olds a glass of apple juice! Hip Hip Hooray! And For He's a Jolly Good Fellow! And Mazel Tov! And Mabrouk! And Felicitations! OKOKOK. Enough self-congratulating. Obviously it's most important to say THANK YOU to the imaginary community of listeners out there who anonymously tune in every month. You are the truly ethical ones, doing what you know feels right when no one is looking. So especially for you, again, you can <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">tune in to WGXC this Saturday 21 Feb at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central and 11pm Planet Abu Time,</a> for the exciting, four year anniversary broadcast of the Distract and Disable Program with your host Glue Bantas. I promise you won't be disappointed. And, if you are new to the program, <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">don't forget the archive</a> which would only take just under two full days to listen to. You binge watch things, yes? Try a binge-listen <span style="font-size: x-small;">(disclaimer: just make sure you don't go over 80 dB and give yourself some breaks)</span>!<br />
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It's time for the fun again. How do I know? Because I have this strange scratchy sensation located somewhere between my upper palette, my inner ear, and my amygdala. What's that? It happens to you too? Well, the only thing that makes it stop for me is Distract and Disable. Which makes me wonder if there isn't something else going on. There are several weeks that I simply do not recall. I do seem to remember these antennas though. Hmmmm... But enough about me and my problems. I would highly recommend that you tune in to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC</a>. If for no other reason to stop the itchy/scratchy. And <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">there's always the archives </a>in case of a sudden flare up/relapse of your symptoms. //GBGlue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-68814796001228470522014-12-18T22:50:00.001-08:002014-12-18T22:56:26.293-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 46 -- SATURDAY 20 DEC 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Some hosts are better than others, but <i>The Others</i> keep trotting them out. At least this one has a big box of Glue's tapes. The other good news is that it seems that this host likes novelty songs. Glue would approve. All in all, I think it has worked out just fine, and so might you. Tune in to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC</a> this Saturday 20 December at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/or 11pm Planet Abu time to hear the latest episode (#46!) of the Distract and Disable Program. And <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">don't forget to visit the archives</a> -- they're great to run during your holiday season parties.</div>
Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-79570705958807153142014-11-14T05:58:00.000-08:002014-11-14T06:00:10.355-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 45 -- SATURDAY 15 NOV 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
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If there is candy to be had, then this guy will be there. He may look like an ordinary pooch, but this is a little fella who eats candy like it's going out of style. Not sure exactly how he developed a sweet tooth, but it's too late to point fingers. The truth is all we can do now is try to wean him off the stuff. Thought it would make sense to start by 1) not giving him candy 2) hiding the candy where he can't find it 3) <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">tuning into this month's episode of The Distract and Disable Program on WGXC</a>. It's all about candy, lemonade, and cookies. You'll see. Just tune in. And if you need to gorge, check <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">the archive</a>. //BFGlue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-91421920719302593602014-10-17T12:35:00.005-07:002014-10-18T00:59:04.084-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 44 -- SATURDAY 18 OCT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; margin: 20px 0px 0px; position: relative;">
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Well it's about time Glue took a vacation. All that time spent on assignment can really take a toll on a (g)host. What is hard to say is where he actually went. Did he go back home? Did he travel to the Far East? Or is he just taking a stay-cation? We may never know unless we ask him when we see him next. The only problem with that idea is that he hasn't been seen since he landed on Planet Abu. At least his transmitters seem to be working. That's a good sign. His sonic beacon is blasting back to HQ like nobody's business. Thank goodness we didn't forget to put that soldering kit in his survival pack. </div>
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In any event, as you know, the show must go on! So, don't forget to tune in to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC </a>this Saturday at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time for Distract and Disable Program #44. Try it out. You might just find yourself transported to another place -- kind of like a vacation -- all without leaving your bunker. And if that's not enough excitement for you, or you are really behind on your cryptology practice, dig in to the<a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable"> Distract and Disable archive</a>. Either way, you are getting a lot for nothing, really.</div>
Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-47393908899938147502014-09-19T06:51:00.000-07:002014-09-19T06:52:28.478-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 43 -- SATURDAY 20 SEPT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Only the children know what really happened....well, the children and a few members of the Others. Oh, and Glue knows. Tune in to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC</a> to piece it all together.<br />
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There are some soft things, some hard things, and some very practical things in this edition of The D&D Program. Tune in won't you? The worst that could happen is that you can't remember the host's name. Also, <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">don't be afraid of the archive</a> at WGXC!</div>
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Some people leave their bodies, some shoot rays of light at others, but most depend on missile shields. And some people are just unlucky. What explains this? Obvious. The controllers, the ones who flip the switches and those that command them. It's worse than the Matrix because it is all too real and not planned very well at all. We live in a reactive world, not a planned one. This does not mean that the controllers (sometimes referred to as the Others) are not thinking ahead, they are. But it turns out they don't actually have a crystal ball. If they do, they don't know how to interpret what they see in it. They just make their guesses and then flip the switch, all of which is tied to the promotion of their prodigy. What is to be done about this? Gather your energies and <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">tune in to D&D 41 on WGXC</a>. Then go back and <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=Distract+and+Disable">absorb the archive </a>to really get the full picture. That is all.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-83666876433860694822014-05-14T02:58:00.001-07:002014-06-19T23:14:41.537-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 40 -- SATURDAY 21 JUN 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Say, do you like meditation? What about lasers? How's about incredibly powerful beams of electromagnetic energy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be a candidate for distract and disable surgery. In this simple procedure you receive a small semiconductor placed just under the skin which is specially tuned to directly receive the latest Distract and Disable Program (<a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">and everything in the archive</a>) which you can then hear inside your very own head in pristine surround sound. No speakers required! Some may ask, is this some sort of strange conspiracy that is intent on destroying the audio speaker manufacturing business? The answer is yes! But never fear, sound won't go away unless the atmosphere does, and it's impossible to get rid of electricity, it's always on if you know how to hear it. In any case, until you recover from the procedure, you can just simply use your radio or the innernets to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">tune in to WGXC</a> this Saturday 21 June at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time to hear Distract and Disable #40.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-36719486032462356302014-04-15T08:11:00.002-07:002014-04-15T08:11:58.520-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 38 -- SATURDAY 19 APRIL 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
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It may not look like much, but within these walls is a very highly technical lab wherein the good work of the Hanton Meritocracy Council takes place. All the research, all the tests, all the power lunches...So just because it looks like a shack in the middle of the Mojave desert does not mean that it is a shack in the middle of the Mojave desert. Regardless, one way you can visit this fantastic site is to <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">tune in to the Distract and Disable Program this Saturday</a> and join the other contestants in a search for intelligent life among the listeners. Ya gotta be in it to win it! In the meantime distract and disable yourself with the <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">WGXC archives</a>.Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-33635267274933136272014-03-12T06:39:00.005-07:002014-03-12T06:39:52.781-07:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 37 -- SATURDAY 15 MARCH 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
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I think it goes without saying that some places are just nicer than others. And those are places you just want to be. Well, lucky for you one of those places is in the radio. This little space looks a bit like this image. If you've ever been, you know. If not, now's your chance. So get to shrinkin' yourself and join Glue Banta and the rest of the Distract and Disable Program crew inside your radio. Turtlenecks are optional. There will be a champagne fountain and fondue. Bring your own napkin. Feel it in your bones this Saturday at the above time coordinates, and as for dialing in the elecromagnetic spectrum, set the controls for the heart of the sun: <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/">WGXC</a>! If you can't tune in, shame on you, and then get thee to the <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=distract+and+disable">archive</a>!Glue Bantahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792078987587761971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-502357467544581938.post-32958110823043234322014-02-13T04:28:00.000-08:002014-02-13T04:28:06.596-08:00DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 36 -- SATURDAY 15 FEBRUARY 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME<br />
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How do you say "broadcastus interuptus"? Stop the presses and call the First Responders! It is the Distract and Disable Program Number 36. That's right, 36. That means three whole years of distracting and disabling you, and you mom! Happy Boithday Glue, wherever you are -- on Planet Abu, stuck in a radio somewhere, or maybe just in the bottom of a crater making moon dust castles. wherever he is, there is one other thing you should know: this particular episode, as it turns out, is sponsored by the Buena Galt Corporation. It seems that they are owned by another subsidiary company that is based in the Cayman Islands, but we're pretty sure here that it is legitimate. Anywho, looks like there's a toll-free phone number you can call to leave a message for Glue and/or the good folks at Buena Galt. Give it a try and see what happens: 1-844-297-1135. Who knows, maybe you'll be on the radio! If all else fails and you are just confused by all this jibber-jabber, <a href="http://www.wgxc.org/archives#keyword=Distract+and+Disable">look here</a> for some other distracting and disabling content.<br />
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