DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 55 -- SATURDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

 

This just cannot be good. This much exposure to EMR. Come on, man. The good news is that your radio sucks it all away from you like a vacuum. So you can lean in and get as close as you want. It's safe, we promise. Listen closely. Glue is back, well sort of. At least his signal is.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 54 -- SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Four point five. This is this month's important number. It is the trinity and half again. Three plus one is the snake plus point five is what the snake ate for lunch -- hopefully not its own tail. That would make an Ouroboros and a big fat zero. Five looks like a zero in Arabic. Zero looks like a period. Six looks like a seven. Don't worry, it gets easier as the show goes along, and there are some very nice people there to help you if you get lost, at least with the calculations. So enjoy this episode hosted by Sue Banta, Glue's cousin, who thankfully was available last-minute. There's more to life than seeing you know.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 53 -- SATURDAY 1 AUGUST 2015 -- SPECIAL TIME!!! -- 7AM EASTERN/6AM CENTRAL/3PM PLANET ABU TIME

There are a few things you can count in life, death, taxes, being watched, and Distract and Disable! What's that you say? "Distract and Disable? But it didn't run at it's normal time in July, so how can I count on it?" Well, listeners, that was simply a test. And hearing your sobs from a great distance meant that you cared, therefore, it's time to deliver the goods at this special time! And this show is dedicated to all the early risers and people who count things for a living. So won't you please tune in? And, of course, all the rest of everything you need to know is in the fantacular WGXC archive!

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 52 -- SATURDAY 20 JUNE 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Don't worry. It's filled with bread. Molotov bread, that is! There's nothing soft about this big cream puff. It may be pointing down, but this is only owing to the direction it naturally wants to head, down on to your house. Slightly taller than this tall child, this baby can ruin your day. So forget buttering it up because the only thing that might distract you from worry is, of course, the ever funky Soviet entertainment industry. Tune in for all manner of fantastic Party time happy and get down to the Soviet sound! And don't forget the WGXC archive. They are keeping all the records of all the activity.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 51 -- SATURDAY 16 MAY 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

 Counting to 50 is hard work. Forget 51. I am not even sure how that happened, 51. But what's done is done. Everything is everything. After winter must come spring. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. The bell says ding. Take this broken wing. The once and future king. Merciless Ming. So without further ado, please tune in this Saturday 16 May at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu Time for The Distract and Disable Program only on WGXC!!! There's talk of the gates to hell, several of them, not to mention the phrase "I was made." Never fear if you miss the real deal, you can always hit the fantastic and ever-expanding archive by clicking on this here link. Keep your ears open and keep reaching for the walls.

//WD

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 50 -- SATURDAY 18 April 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

What do you do when the elders jump in their spaceship? I'll tell you what you do. You get out your tracking device and try to lock in on their homing beam before it gets out of range, and just hope that they forgot to turn on the cloaking device. At least you might catch a vector. know what I mean? So, if you don't pick up any signal, because you might be too darn far away, on assignment, or whatever, then you just have to start combing and sweeping the sky. That's really all that's left. In any case, episode 50 is all about that. The arc of an elder, from becoming to becoming, folding and folding. Tune in won't you?  If you are out of range, try the archive. It never moves, only gets fatter, so it's easy to catch.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 49 -- SATURDAY 21 MAR 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Doppelgagngers. That is all.
Archive.