Distract and Disable 10 Now In The WGXC Archive!

Just in time for the holidays. And, since you might be afraid of things coming down your chimney this time of year (and in general) make sure to bring this along with you into your safe room. You'll need something to do while cowered in the corner. Oh, and below are some clues for you to mull over before opening that last can of beans. Happy Holidaze.
//GB

Distract and Disable Program 10 -- TODAY! 2PM EST

There you go again, talking about the apocalypse. Only 369 days away...well, it occurs to me that all of this can easily be avoided if you just tune in to Distract and Disable Program today. All you need to know is in there. Try it, you'll like it. So, tune in to WGXC today at 2PM EST and you'll see what I mean.

//GB

Distract and Disable 9 in the WGXC Archive

So you think you're a detective, that you can tell when someone is lying by the look on their face, how they are behaving? Well don't be so sure of yourself. Sometimes the most outlandish tales can be real, and sometimes the most innocuous turn out to be the biggest lies. This is why following the below links will provide you with some answers as to what the hell happened on this most recent program. Now who's the super-sleuth? Oh, and you might want to re-listen while trying to piece it all together, you know, in case there's something you might've missed.

//GB

Distract and Disable Program 9: Saturday 19 November 2:00-3:00 pm EST

Having trouble sleeping lately? Don't worry, this machine can fix it. And when I say machine, I'm talking about a Distract and Disable machine. So make sure you tune in to WGXC this coming Saturday (11/19) 2pm Eastern for some hypnogogic hallucination. You may actually discover that life is NOT a dream.

//GB

Distract and Disable 8 in the WGXC Archive!

Now available!

Let's do this!

//GB

Distract and Disable Program 8 -- October 15 -- NOON Eastern Time

Feeling displaced? No, I mean, literally...as in, feeling like part of you has been electromagnetically lodged into the wall? Well, great! D&D 8 is just what the mad doctor ordered! Decapitated talking heads and the Philadelphia Experiment are featured. Tune in. Why wouldn't you -- you're stuck in the wall, no?

//GB

Distract And DIsable 7 -- September Program

September came and went...were you distracted and disabled enough? Didn't think so. To remedy the situation, you can visit the archive to make sure you are up to date. And, perhaps the below images and links will help you reconstruct the crime scene.

//GB

Public Service Announcement: Distract and Disable 6 Now Available in the WGXC Archive

OK Irene, we all get the point. And, yes, Distract and Disable 6 may not make you feel better, but likely just numb enough. Visit the WGXC archive for the latest program.

//GB

August Distract and Disable Program 6 coming to a set of headphones near you!

Hello Again.
It's that time of the month when the ferns curl up and the cats run and hide under the bed. That's right, it's time for the Distract and Disable Program #6. Tune in to WGXC on Saturday August 20 at 12pm Eastern time to be thrown into a complete state of confused revelry. You won't be the same, but you won't care.

//GB

Distract and Disable 5 (July) Now Available from the WGXC Archive!!!

It is true that the inevitable is always about to become...so it is with The Distract and Disable Program. Visit the WGXC archive to listen.

Below are some clues to help you pick your way through this audio briar patch.























































//GB

Distract and Disable 5 -- July 18 -- 12-1pm -- WGXC

Ok, so somebody sold you a tiny magic pot -- doesn't mean you can't make big magic out of it! Make sure you tune in to the July installment of The Distract and Disable Program to find out how to construct a spell that starts small and blossoms into unlimited power. All the clues will be there if you just put them together in the right order. Meanwhile you might want to comb through the archive to catch up on previous states of distraction and disability.

//GB

Distract and Disable 4 (June) -- Now Available in the WGXC Archive!

I know it's hard to concentrate on distraction -- this is why we archive. As for what the hell happened on the show, well, that's for you to figure out (but these photos might help). Maybe you'll want to (re-) listen while trying to put it all together.

Stay tuned for the July program...likely distracting and disabling.

//GB

Distract and Disable 4 -- June 18

Thought you could escape, eh? I take it this is not the first time you've been wrong. And, if you like disasters, this could be your show! So tune in to catch up on all the latest advice from FEMA. In any case, keep your eyes peeled and your ears, uh, peeled too...Distract and Disable 4 is coming. Saturday, June 18, 12-1pm on WGXC.

//GB

Distract and Disable May Edition Now Available On-Line!

Don't miss out on what could prove to be a very important aural link between the April and June programs...that is, of course, the May edition of The Distract and Disable Program. It is now available for your distraction by clicking here.

//GB

May Distract and Disable This Saturday 21 May, 12-1pm

Tonight or Today...the new edition of The Distract and Disable Program will soon be infiltrating your private space. Make sure you tune in either the old fashioned way or over the internet this Saturday 21 May at high noon. And, while this program is not about the apocalypse, it is a part of the beginning, so why not kick it off the right way! In fact, I can't think of a better program to have tuned in during the rapture!

//GB

April Distract and Disable Program Now Available from WGXC Archive

If you are holed up in your safe house with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs while you await the return of the visitors, then why not probe the WGXC archive to Distract and Disable yourself. Follow this link to be transported directly to the April program and this link for March. What have you got to lose? You're trapped by your own paralyzing fear anyway, right? I promise this won't hurt a bit...just a bit of numbness is all.

Stay tuned for the May show...coming 5/21. Dispatch to follow soon...

//GB

Followers Awaken!

More clues to the April 16 show...

Announcing The Distract and Disable Program's Regular Slot on WGXC!

Hello Listeners:

It's official -- The Distract and Disable Program now has a regular slot on LIVE RADIO -- you may tune in to WGXC 90.7 FM: Acra, Catskill and Hudson, NY -- Transmission Arts On-Line on the third Saturday of the month from 12-1pm to hear the newest installment of the program. So, for the month of April, that equals next Saturday the 16th. If you are out of broadcast range, you can stream the latest program after it has aired from this web location: http://wgxc.org/events/3075. Remember, it's not just my imagination.

And don't forget to check back here often for playlists and other Distract and Disable detritus.

//GB

The Chatter is Intensifying...

Yes...the chatter is intensifying. It seems that the Others have seen fit to allow another Distract and Disable Program to leak. It is unclear as to when exactly it might be made public, but if you are following via this blog, keep monitoring this space as the vector coordinates will soon be announced. Meanwhile, you may review the original documents at this weblocation by accessing the archive and by comparing this with the "Messages to Decipher" blog entry below.



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The Distract and Disable Program -- Messages to Decipher

The suggestions have all been planted and it is almost time to activate them. Don't worry though, you won't notice what you are actually doing. This post is for when you wake up and are trying to piece it all together. Hopefully you will remember that this is for the greater good, or so they tell me. When you review these materials (linked photos), hopefully it will all make sense. //GB