DISTRACT AND DISABLE #27 -- TODAY -- WGXC -- 1PM EDT/12PM CDT

All I can say is that 27 is a great number. I could list all the virtues of this thing, but that might be boring. Let's just say that if you listen to the program, you won't even need to know why the number is so great. So do it. Don't break the spell. Tune in. http://www.wgxc.org/.

//JF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE 26 -- SATURDAY 20 APRIL -- 2PM EDT/1PMCDT -- WGXC!

Dear Listener:

Please be careful with, this, the latest episode of The Distract and Disable Program. It contains sounds that could potentially send you spinning off on to the astral plane, or, at least that's what Glue seems to think (as evidenced from the notes I found with a tape that I will be playing this month.) It really makes me wonder if perhaps Glue, rather than being taken away by the others (which is what by all appearances happened), is actually just taking an extended vacation on the astral plane. I hear there are good resorts there, and they're free once you levitate over the fence to get in. You just have to watch out for the menacers, star travelers, and ghosts. But hey, if you know what you are doing, you can even order room service!

So please do tune to WGXC this Saturday 20 April at 2pm EDT/1pm CDT to see where this show takes you. And, as always, you can check the archives for previous shows and playlists. Remember, when on the astral plane, you can always just think of your mortal body in order to climb back in -- won't even leave a mark.

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JF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE 25 -- SATURDAY 16 MARCH -- 2PM EDT/1PMCDT

The snow has thawed and it's time to remember where you buried those nuts. So if you can't find 'em, then have some popcorn instead. But seriously, you are gonna need the fuel for this episode. There's lots to play along with, and plenty of nice groovy sounds to make you feel alright. Just remember to breathe. So tune in to WGXC this Saturday 16 March at 2pm EDT/1PMCDT for the Distract and Disable Program 25.

//JF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE 24 ON WGXC -- SATURDAY 16 FEBRUARY -- 2PM EST/1PM CST

Ok, so maybe this pizza is a couple of days late, but who says you can't extend Valentine's day into the weekend? Anyway, this is a love-pizza-to-me to celebrate TWO WHOLE YEARS OF DISTRACT AND DISABLE! Wow, we've sure been through a lot together, what with all the paranoia and Glue going missing and all. Well, let's just say that it's a good thing that the meds are working. And by meds I mean that the show goes on distracting and disabling! Tune in this Saturday at 2pm EST/1PM CST to WGXC and numb yourself with a little synth-blast-o-funky-easy-listening. And don't forget the archives—23 hours of disabling distraction at your fingertips. I know, you can't thank me enough! //JF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE 23 -- SATURDAY, JAN. 19 -- 2PM EST/1PM CST

2013, eh? As Barry Manilow once famously sang, "Looks like we made it!" I for one knew we would. Let's just say that I had inside information. And, what this all means is that there's more, yes more, Distract and Disable for your head in 2013. A little numerology...the first show in 2013...01 and 23...you see where I'm headed here? If not, then the only solution for you is to tune in to WGXC this Saturday the 19th at 2pm EST/1pm CST. You will hear more Glue Banta tapes -- some big-ass EMU bliss + funky easy-listening German organ hits, Scorpions karaoke, some Sly and Robbie film soundtrack work and other things you will be confused as to why you really like them. And as always, you can visit the WGXC archive to relive the bliss of the previous 22 shows.

//JF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE 22 -- SATURDAY 15 DECEMBER 2PM EST/1PM CST

If you hear the voice of Jim Morrison in your head singing "This is the end...", put down whatever is in your hand and tune in to WGXC for Distract and Disable episode number 22. We pick where we left off (which could have been anywhere) and run with it! FM synth + inspirational instrumentals + songs about the end of the world -- yes, this is how it's gonna go down. Tune in (won't you?) on Saturday 15 December at 2pm EST/1pm CST for Distract and Disable. If the *bleep* hits the fan, at least you'll be distracted.

//JF

DISRACT AND DISABLE 21 -- THIS SATURDAY 17 NOVEMBER 2PM EST

Whatever you heard, it's all true. Glue is still missing, presumed dead. All that's left is the seance now, and that might've happened last month. This month we're on to divining techniques with rods and crystals. Have pretty much reached the end of Glue's box of tapes, but did find this curious contemporary group among them -- Avogadro's Avocado -- just has the name on it and a photo that looks like this:

odd.

Anywho, tune in (either with your radio or via the web) to WGXC this Saturday 17 November at 2pm EST to get a headfull of occult.

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JF