Friday, January 15, 2016

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 59 -- SATURDAY 16 JANUARY 2016 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Do you have space fatigue? How's about freezer burn? Road rash? Peeling paint? Pink Eye? Chronic halitosis? If so, then tune in to The Distract and Disable Program #59 and feel it all melt away. We don't promise satisfaction, we guarantee it, or your money back. Well, actually there's no money. The show is free, but if you are not completely satisfied, then you can always try our Distract and Disable topical ointment. Just rub it in where it hurts and let the cream do the rest. Yes, it stings a bit at first, but if you blow on it, that seems to make it sting a bit less.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 58 -- SATURDAY 19 DECEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME

All the animals in one spaceship headed toward the black hole at the center of the Milky Way. Will they make it? Will Glue hold together or be stretched out into an infinite plane. Only one way to find out. Tune in to The Distract and Disable Program today(!) and let it all sink in. You'll need to know what it's like as we are all fast approaching the event horizon.

Friday, November 20, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 57 -- SATURDAY 21 NOVEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME


It's not often that you hear from deep space, let alone from an event horizon. Likely you only hear once from a place like that, or else how can you even understand what you are hearing? Could this particular show be real? Could it be actually be emanating from such a place? Well, there's only one way to find out and that is to tune in. Oh, and as the host mentions, don't bring a watch. And as the host forgot to mention, it is OK to wear your moon boots, so long as you can do the funky chicken in them.

Friday, October 16, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 56 -- SATURDAY 17 OCTOBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Once in a while it is really important to just take a look into the eyes of another creature, even if that creature is terrifying, and even if you don't understand what is happening to you in that strange interval of frozen time in which you are somehow bound to this other being, looking deeply into the energy and soul of another living thing, wondering how it is experiencing the same moment, fleeting, intense, completely aware of only you as all else falls away in a pure life or death moment where seemingly nothing can break the spell of this engagement. Oh, and by the way, Distract and Disable is on again.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 55 -- SATURDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

This just cannot be good. This much exposure to EMR. Come on, man. The good news is that your radio sucks it all away from you like a vacuum. So you can lean in and get as close as you want. It's safe, we promise. Listen closely. Glue is back, well sort of. At least his signal is.

Friday, August 14, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 54 -- SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Four point five. This is this month's important number. It is the trinity and half again. Three plus one is the snake plus point five is what the snake ate for lunch -- hopefully not its own tail. That would make an Ouroboros and a big fat zero. Five looks like a zero in Arabic. Zero looks like a period. Six looks like a seven. Don't worry, it gets easier as the show goes along, and there are some very nice people there to help you if you get lost, at least with the calculations. So enjoy this episode hosted by Sue Banta, Glue's cousin, who thankfully was available last-minute. There's more to life than seeing you know.


Saturday, August 1, 2015

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 53 -- SATURDAY 1 AUGUST 2015 -- SPECIAL TIME!!! -- 7AM EASTERN/6AM CENTRAL/3PM PLANET ABU TIME

There are a few things you can count in life, death, taxes, being watched, and Distract and Disable! What's that you say? "Distract and Disable? But it didn't run at it's normal time in July, so how can I count on it?" Well, listeners, that was simply a test. And hearing your sobs from a great distance meant that you cared, therefore, it's time to deliver the goods at this special time! And this show is dedicated to all the early risers and people who count things for a living. So won't you please tune in? And, of course, all the rest of everything you need to know is in the fantacular WGXC archive!