Some hosts are better than others, but The Others keep trotting them out. At least this one has a big box of Glue's tapes. The other good news is that it seems that this host likes novelty songs. Glue would approve. All in all, I think it has worked out just fine, and so might you. Tune in to WGXC this Saturday 20 December at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/or 11pm Planet Abu time to hear the latest episode (#46!) of the Distract and Disable Program. And don't forget to visit the archives -- they're great to run during your holiday season parties.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Friday, November 14, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 45 -- SATURDAY 15 NOV 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME
tuning into this month's episode of The Distract and Disable Program on WGXC. It's all about candy, lemonade, and cookies. You'll see. Just tune in. And if you need to gorge, check the archive. //BF
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Friday, October 17, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 44 -- SATURDAY 18 OCT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
Well it's about time Glue took a vacation. All that time spent on assignment can really take a toll on a (g)host. What is hard to say is where he actually went. Did he go back home? Did he travel to the Far East? Or is he just taking a stay-cation? We may never know unless we ask him when we see him next. The only problem with that idea is that he hasn't been seen since he landed on Planet Abu. At least his transmitters seem to be working. That's a good sign. His sonic beacon is blasting back to HQ like nobody's business. Thank goodness we didn't forget to put that soldering kit in his survival pack.
In any event, as you know, the show must go on! So, don't forget to tune in to WGXC this Saturday at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time for Distract and Disable Program #44. Try it out. You might just find yourself transported to another place -- kind of like a vacation -- all without leaving your bunker. And if that's not enough excitement for you, or you are really behind on your cryptology practice, dig in to the Distract and Disable archive. Either way, you are getting a lot for nothing, really.
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Friday, September 19, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 43 -- SATURDAY 20 SEPT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
Looks normal enough...but something does not add up. Why are there tires buried in the ground? What is that pattern in the clouds? Why does the photo, when viewed upside down, make the shape of a cocker spaniel?
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Friday, August 15, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 42 -- SATURDAY 16 AUG 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
don't be afraid of the archive at WGXC!
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Saturday, July 19, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 41 -- SPECIAL TIME -- SATURDAY 19 JULY 2014 -- 9AM EASTERN/8AM CENTRAL/5PM PLANET ABU TIME
tune in to D&D 41 on WGXC. Then go back and absorb the archive to really get the full picture. That is all.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 40 -- SATURDAY 21 JUN 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 38 -- SATURDAY 19 APRIL 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
tune in to the Distract and Disable Program this Saturday and join the other contestants in a search for intelligent life among the listeners. Ya gotta be in it to win it! In the meantime distract and disable yourself with the WGXC archives.
at 8:11 AM
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 37 -- SATURDAY 15 MARCH 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME
I think it goes without saying that some places are just nicer than others. And those are places you just want to be. Well, lucky for you one of those places is in the radio. This little space looks a bit like this image. If you've ever been, you know. If not, now's your chance. So get to shrinkin' yourself and join Glue Banta and the rest of the Distract and Disable Program crew inside your radio. Turtlenecks are optional. There will be a champagne fountain and fondue. Bring your own napkin. Feel it in your bones this Saturday at the above time coordinates, and as for dialing in the elecromagnetic spectrum, set the controls for the heart of the sun: WGXC! If you can't tune in, shame on you, and then get thee to the archive!
at 6:39 AM
Thursday, February 13, 2014
DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 36 -- SATURDAY 15 FEBRUARY 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME
How do you say "broadcastus interuptus"? Stop the presses and call the First Responders! It is the Distract and Disable Program Number 36. That's right, 36. That means three whole years of distracting and disabling you, and you mom! Happy Boithday Glue, wherever you are -- on Planet Abu, stuck in a radio somewhere, or maybe just in the bottom of a crater making moon dust castles. wherever he is, there is one other thing you should know: this particular episode, as it turns out, is sponsored by the Buena Galt Corporation. It seems that they are owned by another subsidiary company that is based in the Cayman Islands, but we're pretty sure here that it is legitimate. Anywho, looks like there's a toll-free phone number you can call to leave a message for Glue and/or the good folks at Buena Galt. Give it a try and see what happens: 1-844-297-1135. Who knows, maybe you'll be on the radio! If all else fails and you are just confused by all this jibber-jabber, look here for some other distracting and disabling content.
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