This is not a margarine commercial, and the Others are not fooling around. If they say lock the host inside a radio you do it. If they say "get thee to Planet Abu," you say, "where's the spaceship?" Or, you might say, "where's the teleportation machine?" Or you might just curl up in a ball and cry. I said "where's the teleportation machine," they laughed and pointed me to the spaceship. So here I am, on Planet Abu. It is a strange place to say the least, not in a bad way, but in an uncanny way, like I've been here before. There is no internet, but I feel like I am typing in my mind, so perhaps you are reading this on a screen somewhere. Perhaps you can imagine typing a message in your mind that I can see on a screen too. Let's all try shall we.....
In any case, I am getting the feeling that you can go where you used to go to hear what it is I am broadcasting—over very large loudspeakers—here on Planet Abu. Try it to hear it. Something else tells me that the title of of this imaginary post might give you a good idea of when to do this. Otherwise, you can live in the past through an ever-growing archive. What's the worse thing that could happen?
