DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 46 -- SATURDAY 20 DEC 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME

Some hosts are better than others, but The Others keep trotting them out. At least this one has a big box of Glue's tapes. The other good news is that it seems that this host likes novelty songs. Glue would approve. All in all, I think it has worked out just fine, and so might you. Tune in to WGXC this Saturday 20 December at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/or 11pm Planet Abu time to hear the latest episode (#46!) of the Distract and Disable Program. And don't forget to visit the archives -- they're great to run during your holiday season parties.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 45 -- SATURDAY 15 NOV 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME

If there is candy to be had, then this guy will be there. He may look like an ordinary pooch, but this is a little fella who eats candy like it's going out of style. Not sure exactly how he developed a sweet tooth, but it's too late to point fingers. The truth is all we can do now is try to wean him off the stuff. Thought it would make sense to start by 1) not giving him candy 2) hiding the candy where he can't find it 3) tuning into this month's episode of The Distract and Disable Program on WGXC. It's all about candy, lemonade, and cookies. You'll see. Just tune in. And if you need to gorge, check the archive. //BF

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 44 -- SATURDAY 18 OCT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

Well it's about time Glue took a vacation. All that time spent on assignment can really take a toll on a (g)host. What is hard to say is where he actually went. Did he go back home? Did he travel to the Far East? Or is he just taking a stay-cation? We may never know unless we ask him when we see him next. The only problem with that idea is that he hasn't been seen since he landed on Planet Abu. At least his transmitters seem to be working. That's a good sign. His sonic beacon is blasting back to HQ like nobody's business. Thank goodness we didn't forget to put that soldering kit in his survival pack. 

In any event, as you know, the show must go on! So, don't forget to tune in to WGXC this Saturday at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time for Distract and Disable Program #44. Try it out. You might just find yourself transported to another place -- kind of like a vacation -- all without leaving your bunker. And if that's not enough excitement for you, or you are really behind on your cryptology practice, dig in to the Distract and Disable archive. Either way, you are getting a lot for nothing, really.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 43 -- SATURDAY 20 SEPT 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

Looks normal enough...but something does not add up. Why are there tires buried in the ground? What is that pattern in the clouds? Why does the photo, when viewed upside down, make the shape of a cocker spaniel?

Only the children know what really happened....well, the children and a few members of the Others. Oh, and Glue knows. Tune in to WGXC to piece it all together.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 42 -- SATURDAY 16 AUG 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

There are some soft things, some hard things, and some very practical things in this edition of The D&D Program. Tune in won't you? The worst that could happen is that you can't remember the host's name. Also, don't be afraid of the archive at WGXC!

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 41 -- SPECIAL TIME -- SATURDAY 19 JULY 2014 -- 9AM EASTERN/8AM CENTRAL/5PM PLANET ABU TIME

Some people leave their bodies, some shoot rays of light at others, but most depend on missile shields. And some people are just unlucky. What explains this? Obvious. The controllers, the ones who flip the switches and those that command them. It's worse than the Matrix because it is all too real and not planned very well at all. We live in a reactive world, not a planned one. This does not mean that the controllers (sometimes referred to as the Others) are not thinking ahead, they are. But it turns out they don't actually have a crystal ball. If they do, they don't know how to interpret what they see in it. They just make their guesses and then flip the switch, all of which is tied to the promotion of their prodigy. What is to be done about this? Gather your energies and tune in to D&D 41 on WGXC. Then go back and absorb the archive to really get the full picture. That is all.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 40 -- SATURDAY 21 JUN 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

Say, do you like meditation? What about lasers? How's about incredibly powerful beams of electromagnetic energy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be a candidate for distract and disable surgery. In this simple procedure you receive a small semiconductor placed just under the skin which is specially tuned to directly receive the latest Distract and Disable Program (and everything in the archive) which you can then hear inside your very own head in pristine surround sound. No speakers required! Some may ask, is this some sort of strange conspiracy that is intent on destroying the audio speaker manufacturing business? The answer is yes! But never fear, sound won't go away unless the atmosphere does, and it's impossible to get rid of electricity, it's always on if you know how to hear it. In any case, until you recover from the procedure, you can just simply use your radio or the innernets to tune in to WGXC this Saturday 21 June at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu time to hear Distract and Disable #40.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 38 -- SATURDAY 19 APRIL 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

It may not look like much, but within these walls is a very highly technical lab wherein the good work of the Hanton Meritocracy Council takes place. All the research, all the tests, all the power lunches...So just because it looks like a shack in the middle of the Mojave desert does not mean that it is a shack in the middle of the Mojave desert. Regardless, one way you can visit this fantastic site is to tune in to the Distract and Disable Program this Saturday and join the other contestants in a search for intelligent life among the listeners. Ya gotta be in it to win it! In the meantime distract and disable yourself with the WGXC archives.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 37 -- SATURDAY 15 MARCH 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10PM PLANET ABU TIME

I think it goes without saying that some places are just nicer than others.  And those are places you just want to be. Well, lucky for you one of those places is in the radio. This little space looks a bit like this image. If you've ever been, you know. If not, now's your chance. So get to shrinkin' yourself and join Glue Banta and the rest of the Distract and Disable Program crew inside your radio. Turtlenecks are optional. There will be a champagne fountain and fondue. Bring your own napkin. Feel it in your bones this Saturday at the above time coordinates, and as for dialing in the elecromagnetic spectrum, set the controls for the heart of the sun: WGXC! If you can't tune in, shame on you, and then get thee to the archive!

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 36 -- SATURDAY 15 FEBRUARY 2014 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME

How do you say "broadcastus interuptus"? Stop the presses and call the First Responders! It is the Distract and Disable Program Number 36. That's right, 36. That means three whole years of distracting and disabling you, and you mom! Happy Boithday Glue, wherever you are -- on Planet Abu, stuck in a radio somewhere, or maybe just in the bottom of a crater making moon dust castles. wherever he is, there is one other thing you should know: this particular episode, as it turns out, is sponsored by the Buena Galt Corporation. It seems that they are owned by another subsidiary company that is based in the Cayman Islands, but we're pretty sure here that it is legitimate. Anywho, looks like there's a toll-free phone number you can call to leave a message for Glue and/or the good folks at Buena Galt. Give it a try and see what happens: 1-844-297-1135. Who knows, maybe you'll be on the radio! If all else fails and you are just confused by all this jibber-jabber, look here for some other distracting and disabling content.

Wotsold Benew On Cemore

Yes...it's true there was a January Distract and Disable. You missed it? Shampoo on you. No, but seriously, Wotsold Benew On Cemore! Never fear the WGXC archive is here!