DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 58 -- SATURDAY 19 DECEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME

All the animals in one spaceship headed toward the black hole at the center of the Milky Way. Will they make it? Will Glue hold together or be stretched out into an infinite plane. Only one way to find out. Tune in to The Distract and Disable Program today(!) and let it all sink in. You'll need to know what it's like as we are all fast approaching the event horizon.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 57 -- SATURDAY 21 NOVEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME

It's not often that you hear from deep space, let alone from an event horizon. Likely you only hear once from a place like that, or else how can you even understand what you are hearing? Could this particular show be real? Could it be actually be emanating from such a place? Well, there's only one way to find out and that is to tune in. Oh, and as the host mentions, don't bring a watch. And as the host forgot to mention, it is OK to wear your moon boots, so long as you can do the funky chicken in them.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 56 -- SATURDAY 17 OCTOBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Once in a while it is really important to just take a look into the eyes of another creature, even if that creature is terrifying, and even if you don't understand what is happening to you in that strange interval of frozen time in which you are somehow bound to this other being, looking deeply into the energy and soul of another living thing, wondering how it is experiencing the same moment, fleeting, intense, completely aware of only you as all else falls away in a pure life or death moment where seemingly nothing can break the spell of this engagement. Oh, and by the way, Distract and Disable is on again.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 55 -- SATURDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

 

This just cannot be good. This much exposure to EMR. Come on, man. The good news is that your radio sucks it all away from you like a vacuum. So you can lean in and get as close as you want. It's safe, we promise. Listen closely. Glue is back, well sort of. At least his signal is.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 54 -- SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Four point five. This is this month's important number. It is the trinity and half again. Three plus one is the snake plus point five is what the snake ate for lunch -- hopefully not its own tail. That would make an Ouroboros and a big fat zero. Five looks like a zero in Arabic. Zero looks like a period. Six looks like a seven. Don't worry, it gets easier as the show goes along, and there are some very nice people there to help you if you get lost, at least with the calculations. So enjoy this episode hosted by Sue Banta, Glue's cousin, who thankfully was available last-minute. There's more to life than seeing you know.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 53 -- SATURDAY 1 AUGUST 2015 -- SPECIAL TIME!!! -- 7AM EASTERN/6AM CENTRAL/3PM PLANET ABU TIME

There are a few things you can count in life, death, taxes, being watched, and Distract and Disable! What's that you say? "Distract and Disable? But it didn't run at it's normal time in July, so how can I count on it?" Well, listeners, that was simply a test. And hearing your sobs from a great distance meant that you cared, therefore, it's time to deliver the goods at this special time! And this show is dedicated to all the early risers and people who count things for a living. So won't you please tune in? And, of course, all the rest of everything you need to know is in the fantacular WGXC archive!

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 52 -- SATURDAY 20 JUNE 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Don't worry. It's filled with bread. Molotov bread, that is! There's nothing soft about this big cream puff. It may be pointing down, but this is only owing to the direction it naturally wants to head, down on to your house. Slightly taller than this tall child, this baby can ruin your day. So forget buttering it up because the only thing that might distract you from worry is, of course, the ever funky Soviet entertainment industry. Tune in for all manner of fantastic Party time happy and get down to the Soviet sound! And don't forget the WGXC archive. They are keeping all the records of all the activity.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 51 -- SATURDAY 16 MAY 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

 Counting to 50 is hard work. Forget 51. I am not even sure how that happened, 51. But what's done is done. Everything is everything. After winter must come spring. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. The bell says ding. Take this broken wing. The once and future king. Merciless Ming. So without further ado, please tune in this Saturday 16 May at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central/10pm Planet Abu Time for The Distract and Disable Program only on WGXC!!! There's talk of the gates to hell, several of them, not to mention the phrase "I was made." Never fear if you miss the real deal, you can always hit the fantastic and ever-expanding archive by clicking on this here link. Keep your ears open and keep reaching for the walls.

//WD

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 50 -- SATURDAY 18 April 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

What do you do when the elders jump in their spaceship? I'll tell you what you do. You get out your tracking device and try to lock in on their homing beam before it gets out of range, and just hope that they forgot to turn on the cloaking device. At least you might catch a vector. know what I mean? So, if you don't pick up any signal, because you might be too darn far away, on assignment, or whatever, then you just have to start combing and sweeping the sky. That's really all that's left. In any case, episode 50 is all about that. The arc of an elder, from becoming to becoming, folding and folding. Tune in won't you?  If you are out of range, try the archive. It never moves, only gets fatter, so it's easy to catch.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 49 -- SATURDAY 21 MAR 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Doppelgagngers. That is all.
Archive.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 48 -- SATURDAY 21 FEB 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME

Cooperates with other children, often can't tell what's real and what's make-believe, is more and more creative with make-believe play, sings a song or poem from memory, can say first and last name, starts to understand time, tells stories, uses scissors, catches a bounced ball most of the time...these are all attributes of your favorite four-year old show, The Distract and Disable Program and its host, Glue Banta, which and who happen(s) to be celebrating FOUR WHOLE YEARS OF SHOWS on WGXC! Let the adults raise a toast, and the other four years olds a glass of apple juice! Hip Hip Hooray! And For He's a Jolly Good Fellow! And Mazel Tov! And Mabrouk! And Felicitations! OKOKOK. Enough self-congratulating. Obviously it's most important to say THANK YOU to the imaginary community of listeners out there who anonymously tune in every month. You are the truly ethical ones, doing what you know feels right when no one is looking. So especially for you, again, you can tune in to WGXC this Saturday 21 Feb at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central and 11pm Planet Abu Time, for the exciting, four year anniversary broadcast of the Distract and Disable Program with your host Glue Bantas. I promise you won't be disappointed. And, if you are new to the program, don't forget the archive which would only take just under two full days to listen to. You binge watch things, yes? Try a binge-listen (disclaimer: just make sure you don't go over 80 dB and give yourself some breaks)!

//GB

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 47 -- SATURDAY 17 JAN 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11PM PLANET ABU TIME

It's time for the fun again. How do I know? Because I have this strange scratchy sensation located somewhere between my upper palette, my inner ear, and my amygdala. What's that? It happens to you too? Well, the only thing that makes it stop for me is Distract and Disable. Which makes me wonder if there isn't something else going on. There are several weeks that I simply do not recall. I do seem to remember these antennas though. Hmmmm... But enough about me and my problems. I would highly recommend that you tune in to WGXC. If for no other reason to stop the itchy/scratchy. And there's always the archives in case of a sudden flare up/relapse of your symptoms. //GB