DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 54 -- SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2015 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/10 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Four point five. This is this month's important number. It is the trinity and half again. Three plus one is the snake plus point five is what the snake ate for lunch -- hopefully not its own tail. That would make an Ouroboros and a big fat zero. Five looks like a zero in Arabic. Zero looks like a period. Six looks like a seven. Don't worry, it gets easier as the show goes along, and there are some very nice people there to help you if you get lost, at least with the calculations. So enjoy this episode hosted by Sue Banta, Glue's cousin, who thankfully was available last-minute. There's more to life than seeing you know.

DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 53 -- SATURDAY 1 AUGUST 2015 -- SPECIAL TIME!!! -- 7AM EASTERN/6AM CENTRAL/3PM PLANET ABU TIME

There are a few things you can count in life, death, taxes, being watched, and Distract and Disable! What's that you say? "Distract and Disable? But it didn't run at it's normal time in July, so how can I count on it?" Well, listeners, that was simply a test. And hearing your sobs from a great distance meant that you cared, therefore, it's time to deliver the goods at this special time! And this show is dedicated to all the early risers and people who count things for a living. So won't you please tune in? And, of course, all the rest of everything you need to know is in the fantacular WGXC archive!