DISTRACT AND DISABLE PROGRAM 59 -- SATURDAY 16 JANUARY 2016 -- 2PM EASTERN/1PM CENTRAL/11 PM PLANET ABU TIME

Do you have space fatigue? How's about freezer burn? Road rash? Peeling paint? Pink Eye? Chronic halitosis? If so, then tune in to The Distract and Disable Program #59 and feel it all melt away. We don't promise satisfaction, we guarantee it, or your money back. Well, actually there's no money. The show is free, but if you are not completely satisfied, then you can always try our Distract and Disable topical ointment. Just rub it in where it hurts and let the cream do the rest. Yes, it stings a bit at first, but if you blow on it, that seems to make it sting a bit less.