Glue Banta has a lot of 'splaining to do. Like, how does he actually think he will achieve escape velocity from Planet Abu? Will his Zappos order arrive on time (before he leaves) and will they send him only the one shoe he needs? Does space food taste like algae or seaweed? Is his FTL drive science fiction or fact? In either case, how old will he be when he gets back to Earth? Will his radio slot still be available for him? Does duct tape actually work as advertised? Some of these questions may be asked, but none may be answered. What you can count on is Glue's cryptic way and sonically coded "show and tell." Tune in won't you and prepare for two hours of your life that you won't want back.
"D&D...is as good as advice and better than gossip." -- Eton Musk"In no way shape or form is this guy forreal." -- NASA"I can't wait for the next episode of the D&D P...can't live without it". -- The International "Can't Wait and Can't Live" Society.
Glue Banta has a lot of 'splaining to do. Like, how does he actually think he will achieve escape velocity from Planet Abu? Will his Zappos order arrive on time (before he leaves) and will they send him only the one shoe he needs? Does space food taste like algae or seaweed? Is his FTL drive science fiction or fact? In either case, how old will he be when he gets back to Earth? Will his radio slot still be available for him? Does duct tape actually work as advertised? Some of these questions may be asked, but none may be answered. What you can count on is Glue's cryptic way and sonically coded "show and tell." Tune in won't you and prepare for two hours of your life that you won't want back.
"D&D...is as good as advice and better than gossip." -- Eton Musk
"In no way shape or form is this guy forreal." -- NASA
"I can't wait for the next episode of the D&D P...can't live without it". -- The International "Can't Wait and Can't Live" Society.
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